Monday, May 9, 2011

Calvin Borel and 11 other jockeys with their shirts off...Name a better value for $13.99 including shipping and handling

5/9/11


The fine folks at Black Liner Productions and BrownTrout Publishers have introduced a 12 month calendar full of shirtless hunks, all of whom weigh under 1400 pounds altogether. That's right racing fans. What better way to celebrate the Kentucky Derby on Saturday or your Mother's Big Day on Sunday than by purchasing your very own "2012 Thoroughred Racing Jockeys Calendar?"

With that said, I'm really sure who the target market is for this calendar. Having graduated from a top 100 business program (I don't like to pat myself on the back, but let's face it, I did it), nowhere in my schooling was I taught it would be a good idea to sell pictures of 100 pound men with their shirts off. Maybe I just signed up for the wrong business classes. I guess we'll never know. But, with horse racing not exactly a female fan favorite unless oversized hat wearing is involved, coupled with the fact that men the size of adolscent girls isn't exactly the paradigm for the American hunk, this calendar is headed for interesting calendar sales. Undersized, homosexual males...we've got the calendar for you!

The calendar, headlined by Mike Smith, Kent DesOrmeaux, and certified crazy man Calvin Borel, is available for purchase and preview here: blacklinerproductions.com



We can only hope that Calvin Borel and Javier Castellano appear in back to back months. How hot is that? Did I really just say that? I'm going to go reevaulate my life.

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