The German Moses

Did DJ FLula do it again, or did DJ Flula do it again? Forget the fact that he sounds as if he is repeatedly chanting "Dick" instead of Dirk, and focus on the straight lyricism he drops to describe his favorite German hero. Plus the dude has some surprising skills and may have just given the Mavericks promotions team their next golden hair giveaway idea.

The Bavarian B-Rabbit.

Currently, the real Dirk is resting somewhere in the Dallas area, patiently waiting for the Western Conference Finals, where he'll next be seen showing the Thunder the meaning of the word "respect."