When I think basketball All-Star Game, I picture nothing more than a barrage of fundamentally sound layups and Chinese commentary that I can't understand. So what better video for me than the 2011 CBA (Chinese Basketball Association) All-Star Game. Forget overbearing Kia sponsorships ruining your All-Star weekend fun. After watching approximately 30 seconds of their best players, you'll know exactly why Wang (haha, wang) Zhi Zhi and Yi Jianlian are some of the worst players to ever grace an NBA court.
This past week, the CBA Finals closed out, as thrilling All-Star Game MVP Quincy Douby's Xinjiang Guanghui squad was downed by Guangdong (haha, dong) Southern Tigers.
Coach Xinquan running a tighter ship than Edward John Smith and we all know how that one turned out.
Oh, you don't remember Quincy? He's that guy who used to take 30 shots a game at Rutgers while appearing to be something between an alien and Tupac Shakur. Well, now that it's officially the offseason, Quincy will be allowed to enjoy some of life's little privileges and/or civil rights. Head Coach Jiang Xingquan has an unflinchingly rigid list of 11 rules that are not to be violated during the ever-important CBA season. Such as?
Hint- all of them are ridiculous, except for number two. which is extremely ridiculous. First off, who owns 2 or 3 cell phones? Secondly, how are you supposed to text all your American friends to tell them what a douche bag your coach is when he cops your phone every night? It's cool though, because at least the guys can watch TV or hang out with their teammates to blow off some steam.
Coach Xinquan running a tighter ship than Edward John Smith and we all know how that one turned out.
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