Zack Greinke Sells Tickets...Braves Fans Thought Showing Up Would Give The Illusion They Cared About Him And His Cy Young

Apparently winning Cy Young Awards doesn't impress the ATL. Come see them when you've got Tom Glavine, Greg Maddux, and John Smoltz in your rotation.

And now Zack's said, like everybody skipped out on his big party. This crowd looks like a classic case of the "Facebook Maybe." Everybody puts "Maybe Attending" as a cop out so they don't make you feel bad and then bail at the last minute. You're 17, Zack. You understand how these things go. Make no mistake, it doesn't mean you can't be sad. But, let's put a smile on that face.

Besides, you're going home to a woman tonight that many of us mere mortals could even dream about, a Cowboys cheerleader and Miss Daytona USA 2008.